Now I know why Frank Sinatra sang, “If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere.”

New York, I once told you that you were perfect and should never change. I feel that despite my unconditional love for you, I can now clarify areas of improvement. No city is infallible, and if the subway sign below is any form of evidence, you might have to focus on one  particular task– improving underground transportation:

However, do not fret, oh City that Never Sleeps. You can always take pride in your excellent coffee bars, serving the most energizing espresso shots in North America, as well as your famous cafes, featured quite prominently in romantic comedies starring Tom Hanks from the mid-1990s.